As I finished changing Azri’s diaper before bed, he said, “There daddy ‘pider (aka daddy long leg) by Adi’s bed.  All gone now. I not pick it up.”
Me: ” Oh good.  Where did it go?”
Azri: “I wiped it.”
Me: “What did you wipe it with?”
Azri: “My fingers.”
Oh good, that’s so much better. :-/